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Give Us Your Best Golf Smack!

At weTalkSmack HQ we are serious about our golf smack. Help us provide the golfing public with a comprehensive list of smack. You can help by sending us your best smack talk using any of the options below and we will give you credit for your contribution.

Keep in mind, while we at weTalkSmack HQ do not mind profanities, we cannot use any smack with profanities for this iPhone application. Sorry.

Option 1: Twitter

To send us a smack via Twitter, send us a tweet at @weTalkSmack. Just provide us the opportunity, scenario, insult, your name, and your location.

Option 2: Smack Form

OPPORTUNITY:

SCENARIO (add your own or choose one):

INSULT:

YOUR NAME:

YOUR LOCATION:

Option 3: Email Us

Or if you would just prefer to send us your smack via email: . Just provide us the opportunity, scenario, insult, your name, and your location.

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Smack Samples

Opportunity: Tee
Scenario: Bad swing
Insult: You have a swing like an octopus folding a deck chair.
From: The Bumblebee from Oregon

Opportunity: Hazard
Scenario: While hunting for partner's ball
Insult: Let me know if you find any berries. The wife is making jam.
From: Parshooter, Folsom, CA

Opportunity: Before round
Scenario: While inspecting your partner's clubs
Insult: These new? There is no wear on the sweet spot.
Your Name: weTalkSmack HQ